What lunches sound the worst?

Sometimes, what you order sounds much worse than what you eat.


We nicknamed this the Chippendale special. The order was hot-and-naked with bowtie and a spicy sausage. It sounded very indecent and gave us all a bunch of laughs.

What else do we need to try that sounds really inappropriate?

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